
And that would be damn good, because it is almost always used in a wrong way, together with the Oxford comma. So, kids, my advice is: however beautiful and stylish it might look, DON’T use it. Period. For the brave souls out there, here’s the advice number two in a graphic format (courtesy of The Oatmeal).
In case you feel inspired by the plague rat -I don’t know where they got the idea, but I was instantly hooked- and want the whole page, here it is. For some more formal (but equally serious) guidance, you might check:
University of Leicester Grammar Resources.
Purdue University Online Writing Lab.
And, for the truly lazy, I recommend an investment in an online checking grammar tool that works not that bad, semicolon included: Grammarly.
Happy Writing, everybody!
Ah grammar…even when you think you know everything, you still make mistakes. I’ll admit I use the semicolon for listing things, in situations where a comma is just too short of a pause. Hey, it works for me!
Oh well, that’s a good use of it. When I think about my students, the famous lines of Roy Batty in Blade Runner always come to mind… “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe-” 😀
I’m still reeling at the thought of kissing a plague rat… EWWWWW
😀 😀 😀
I’m definitively in love with plague rats now 😀
I sympathize. Not only with the horrors of reading ungrammatical writing for hours, but that you are doing it on a weekend. There’s nothing wrong with semicolons used correctly, and I adore the Oxford comma. But bad writing? Nightmares!!!
Eh… the problem is I teach technical subjects, not English, so my room for manoeuvre is dramatically limited. Oh well. I’ll get back to my plague rats 🙂
Yes… the good ol’ semi-colon – I’m always advising my creative writing students – don’t. Just… don’t.. Good luck with the proposals…
Strange as we all arrive at the same conclusion -the delete key 😀
Of course:)